Farmer Carl says...
If yer gonna barrie a pickup truk, you shuldnt spect it to be perfickt. Speshly if that pickup came from a farm. Sis needed to barrie my truk cuz hers got drowned at the burthday bash at the fairgrounds on account a the flood from the river. Did you hear 'bout that? A cryin shame whut happend to them folks. Them cars is still there and still soakin in the river water.
Anyways, if'n yer gonna ask to barrie a truk, you shuldn't be wanten it to be a fancy truk! It mighta been fancy a long time back, but it shure ain't fancy now! It's been werkin fer a livin. You gotta fergit its rusty and you gotta fergit the windsheels crackted. And pleeeze, don't spect the air condishinin to work. Man, that quit werkin a long time ago. Farm truks ain't for city folks. They jes don't understand.....
You can set my truck on fire and roll it down a hill but I still wouldn't trade it for a Coupe de Ville...(Joe Diffie)
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Reminds me of the truck we drove to haul hay when I was a kid. We had a pair of vice-grips for a gas pedal and a bucket for a seat - and NO brakes....the doors were missing too.
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